creaping age, creeping me out

I seriously need to make fun of my older brother. He just turned fifty! You know, the need to cover the grey, a looming mid-life crisis?

But alas, I fell asleep on the couch after dinner(again!)

I need to think of something to say, I’ll be there myself, all too soon.

Poor guy, one daughter is grown and out of the house. Daughter two will graduate from college in 3-4 years. Then he has to retire! Poor, poor guy. All alone in his house, no kids, nothing to do but get naked and chase his wife around the house, just because he can!