Simile

My golfer friend told me that he never met-a-fore he didn't like.

And suddenly, I saw the answer to my dad's question!

Several years ago, my dad asked me a simple question.
"If turnabout is fair play, what's foreplay?"

I first thought the answer was 'Turn around is foreplay.' But now I see it was a trick question. The answer is, "Twins are four play."

So, 'I never met-a-four I didn't like!'

And it's not, in their arms entwined, it's…can you be 'twinned'?

And you don't use twine, cordage is much better.

How did I get roped into this?

Well, don't worry, I saved the best for lash.