reading, and writing about it

As I walked into the Safeway store, I noticed this gal walking out. There were four lines of text on her sweatshirt. It said something about licking something, then she was passed me.(yes, and there was a distortion to the letters, caused by the ‘curvature’)

Now come on, if your gonna say something on your shirt, please walk slowly. Or better yet, since we are not supposed to stare at a woman’s chest; put it on the back of the shirt!
The front should be a simple, short statement.

This is especially true if the puppies are unencumbered! For if you want attention, you’ll get it without any writing. Even a simple ‘Guess?’ is unneeded. Darling, we can see that they are wondrously alive! We don’t need to ‘guess’ what delights lurk beneath that thin tee shirt.

And if you are well built, with the ‘Guess?’ logo stretching to its breaking point. Yes, we’re guessing silicone.