Dirty Laundry

Is the head dead yet?
The boys in the newsroom got a running bet.
Get the widower on the set,
We need dirty laundry.
-Don Henley

So it’s finally over and we don’t have to listen to any more of the whining! The poor brain dead woman has passed on and perhaps the world can move onto something that actually matters?
I get so sick and tired of the whining about the good care and feeding, the bad care and feeding; of what is essentially a useless piece of meat.
Think of the millions of dollars wasted. The time devoted, when there are important, newsworthy events.
And another thing, by letting her slowly die of thirst, her organs are probably useless! Two kidneys, two lungs, a heart, a liver. At least six actual living people could have been helped. People that had the potential of living productive lives.

Welcome the coming, but speed departing guests.

I never want to be left like that. I plan to fill out the form, tell everyone. If there is no brain function, no chance of coming back as even a semblance of human life, for goodness sake, pull the plug; and harvest the organs! At least that way, part of me can continue someone else’s life.

And take the money you would waste and go on a nice cruise.