The other day, Wonder-Girl came back from a women’s get
together and told me a strange thing. She said, “Do you know what Chemical-Girl
said to me tonight? She said, ‘All the women want your husband.’”
“What?” I said incredulously.
“She said that.”
Now I am totally perplexed. You’ve met me and you know that
I’m a pretty average looking guy. So that can’t be it. Now I do have a lot of
female friends, in fact most of my friends are female. I suppose that means
that I’m a pretty nice guy and fun to be with. (And probably because I am not
trying to get into their pants, they feel safe and comfortable around me?)
I think it also might be because Wonder-Girl doesn’t
constantly grouse about me? (I am only guessing this because we all know that
when a spouse is on their own, they may say things.)
Maybe it’s because most of the women are divorced, or
married to their second husband; and this is my first?
I don’t know. I just can’t figure that one out.
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