Sayings

Things I heard a friend say.
Or things I have said
Or things I wished I had said.

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I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleaze.
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Is a man more than the scum of his parts?
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I may be slime, but at least I’m self lubricating.
(does that work better for a woman? :-)
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You know where his mind is at.
Every time he gets an idea, you see it!
MTM
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‘Cook?’
‘Don’t ever call me the ‘C’ word!
RP
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Love hurts,
but only if the cuffs are too tight.
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The last time I let my feminine side out,
she slapped me!
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It’s not that things have gone down the toilet yet;
but the waters are swirling around us(me).
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My mia culpa runneth over!
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Are butts all their cracked up to be?
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I have so many black marks,
it makes the white ones look bad
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So much to do, so little time.
So many words, so few that rhyme.
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Breakfast, lunch,
And always dinner.
Why is it,
I don’t get thinner?
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Never hurry a naked woman.
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Waist not,
flaunt not.

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The voices say I should not listen to them.
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Why is it called infidelity,
when you are out of fidelity?
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What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine.
WG
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Hey, we’re friends, you share
WG
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As Grandpa used to say, “I’ve become a believer in old wives tails.”
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Can you get to a stable relationship by horsing around?
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It’s the singer, not the thong.
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Does enlightening ever strike twice?
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